[Go to 1:35 in the video if you don’t care which Muppet John Oliver is.]
“do you have the sexual confidence to play the viola?”
– Stephen Colbert
“for those of you who don’t know, the viola is like the violin, but useless”
– Stephen Colbert
“if you can’t play the violin with flair, then you can fill the sound of an orchestra droning on a viola”
– John Oliver